So after having a baby I have come to realize a few things -
1.) It's easy to lose the baby weight because you don't have time to eat. Thank the lord for Turkey and Cheddar Lunchables and Kashi Flax Seed and Almost breakfast bars
2.) Being a stay at home mom is HARD. Seriously, it is the hardest job I have ever had, but is by far the most rewarding job in the whole world.
3.) You will get man arms. Really.. you should see these guns. After lugging out my chunky monkey in his carrier, I now have bigger arm muscles than my husband.
4.) I can never have enough burp rags. I probably have at least 20, but I still find myself buying more
5.) Never buy the bulk package of diapers. They will outgrow them in less than a week and need the bigger size
6.) How hard breastfeeding was and how discourging it was when I could not produce enough. The cost of formula goes hand in hand with this. It is like gold. I get so upset even I spill a little on the counter. I am counting down the months until Bennett will be drinking cows milk!
7.) I talk in baby talk all the time. Even my 2 dogs think I am crazy when I start talking to them like I do Bennett
8.) Laundry is a never ending cycle
9.) My hair is in a permanent pony tail. The second I take it down, it is gripped between baby fingers
10.) Never wear black. You will get spit up on.
11.) Never leave home without the diaper bag and a bottle. Even if you go on a 5 minute trip to get gas. Trust me. You could get a dead battery and be stranded.
12.) No matter how many toys I buy, Bennett is the most amused by mommy and daddy.